The GELTABAFA System

• Jowan: Of course, Talaerion could just be being a complete git, that's entirely possible.
• Alistair: No, no, he... Well, he knows what he's doing. Most of the time.
• Jowan: Oh, I know that he knows what he's doing. It's what he may *be* doing, that has me worried. He was one of the most insufferable pranksters when we were Apprentices. Have you ever seen a Templar try to maintain an attitude of aloof, competent detachment with a codpiece full of custard?

I think the time has come for me to just come out and say it.

I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION.

I love Origins. Awakening had its good parts. Then they had to come along and fuck each and every last thing up with 2 and that was it for me and the franchise.

Fuck it. My headcanon doesn’t have that in it. Well, it does have some of it (mages and Templars and my poor Warden getting screwed over with his torn loyalties and trying to uphold a policy of neutrality while the mages are all “you’re a mage and we helped the Wardens so you should help us”), but it’s also been there since before even DA2 came out and it’s done MY way. And you know what? I like that. I’m comfortable with it. I like where I took a lot of the characters way more.

I tried to care about the latest installment. But I can’t. Not after last time.

• Alistair: You know, I don't get how you mages survive. That stuff seems like it takes ages to put on. Maker knows it takes ages to remove.
• Jowan: It's simply part of the burden our powers place upon us. Templar guards, risk of demonic possession, complicated clothing.

• Alistair: Nibbler isn't a mean horse. You're a good boy, aren't you? Yes, you are!
• Jowan: The fact that you have to remind him of that doesn't make me feel any better.

Alistair you are a dork and ILU. <3

(via tovaras)

Oh my god I am suddenly having all the Alistair/Jowan feels whyyyyyyy~

GIVE ME THE NAME OF ONE OF MY OCS IN MY ASKBOX AND I’LL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY