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Posts Tagged: Dragon Age

  • Question: Fandom: Dragon Age - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Push off a cliff: Fenris (I’d set him on fire, but he’s too resistant)

    Frick frack: Is it weird that I actually probably wouldn’t sleep with anyone?

    Marry: Alistair, although not for sexy reasons

    Set on fire: Arl Eamon

    Wrap a blanket around: Jowan

    Be roommates with: Anders (actual Anders, not that travesty from DA2)

golden-lair:

Early Morning by TovarasNightroad

A drawing I made because I miss these two. :3
Alistair is a heavy sleeper and when he sleeps, he sleeps. There’s nothing sexy to it, he snores, he drools, he has his face down in the pillow. And that is sexy. :D
Jowan is a cuddler. He lays on top of the lump for warmth.

HE IS THE LOUDEST SNORER EVER FOR SRS.*ecstatic squeaking!*

golden-lair:

Early Morning by TovarasNightroad

A drawing I made because I miss these two. :3
Alistair is a heavy sleeper and when he sleeps, he sleeps. There’s nothing sexy to it, he snores, he drools, he has his face down in the pillow. And that is sexy. :D
Jowan is a cuddler. He lays on top of the lump for warmth.

HE IS THE LOUDEST SNORER EVER FOR SRS.

*ecstatic squeaking!*

Source: tovarasnightroad.deviantart.com

Anders from Dragon Age: 2, for jellyfishslayer!
UGH HE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT CRAPPY LIGHTING MY LAMPS WHERE ARE MY LAMPS *sobs*

Anders from Dragon Age: 2, for jellyfishslayer!

UGH HE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT CRAPPY LIGHTING MY LAMPS WHERE ARE MY LAMPS *sobs*

Anders from Dragon Age: Awakening, for theknottyknitter!

*weeps silently in a corner* 

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So I was saying to a friend that a lot of my fandoms have never really leant themselves well to curtain fic, and I mentioned Dragon Age.

And then I was struck by this BURNING NEED to see the Maker and Andraste squabbling over new patterns for the Veil.

  • Question: Jowistair and Kevin/Clu2 :3 - tovaras
  • Answer:

    Jowistair (Alistair/Jowan, Dragon Age)

    i don’t know them enough | wtf | why | NOTP | tolerable | they’re okay | BROTP | cute | awww | babies | hot | I will go down with this ship | OTP

    Kevin Flynn/Clu 2 (TRON-verse)

    i don’t know them enough | wtf | why | NOTP | tolerable | they’re okay | BROTP | cute | awww | babies | hot | I will go down with this ship | OTP

    ONE OTP TO RULE THEM ALL LIKE BURNING OMG YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW 

    Really, though, they also need categories for “Sob” and “Dysfunctional.” Also “AUs all the AUs.”

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theknottyknitter:

brosino:

Mages aren’t always the good guys

Templars aren’t always the bad guys

There are some amazing mages

There are some amazing Templars

Mages are not evil

Templars are not evil

Why is this so hard for some people to grasp

Always reblog for Jowan, the woobie.

Reblog for Jowan, the naive guy who made some mistakes but was good at heart, would rather flee than fight, and who got shit on relentlessly by the world for not fitting in.

Reblog for Greagoir, the inflexible hard-ass who still cared about every single person in the Circle, mages and Templars alike, because the Tower was as much his home as it was theirs.

Source: brosino

  • Question: Jowan <3 - theknottyknitter
  • Answer:

    Headcanon Meme!

    Jowan (Dragon Age, post-Awakening)

    He is my precious, precious baby. :3

    What they smell like:

    • Mint and blueberries, and occasionally a bit like singed hair or the herbs he works with.

    How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):

    • Curled up on his side when he’s by himself, or comfortably draped over/squashed under Alistair.
    • Definitely needs more sleep than most people and prefers the sun to be up before he is. At the very least he wants it joining in his misery at having to rise.

    What music they enjoy:

    • He doesn’t reckon himself much of a musician but he likes listening to whatever his brother and sister Wardens happen to be singing or playing.
    • He’s particularly fond of Zevran’s Antivan ballads, although he doesn’t really know what they mean and isn’t sure he wants to.

    How much time they spend getting ready every morning:

    • About half an hour or so, it takes him a little while to get himself going and his hair usually puts up a fight when he combs it.

    Their favorite thing to collect:

    • Books! Also knives.

    Left or right-handed:

    • Right-handed but can use his left in a pinch.

    … :

    • Was Conscripted before being returned to the Circle.
    • Fought against the Archdemon in Denerim with the Mages.
    • Jowan is hypoglycemic and anemic. 
    • He likes bright colors and his quarters at Vigil’s Keep are full of colorful pillows and blankets, green plants, and a cat or five. 
    • Generally a lot more intelligent and capable than people gave him credit for and just needed more fertile soil to flower in (and no gardeners breathing down the back of his neck instead of letting him grow at his own pace). 
    • He has an innate gift for healing and has devised methods of using his Blood Magic to augment that process, turning it into a creative and curative force.

That’s what I’m here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners.

Also to deflower adorkable maleficarum.

(via tovaras)

Source: robbstark

BioWare writer quits after death threats to family

JFC what.

I (along with a huge chunk of fans) thought DAII was hideously, horribly bad for a number of reasons, and maybe she had a big role in why that was so.

But you STILL don’t fucking send death threats to the writers! You can be pissed, you can hate on the company, you can demand a refund, you can never buy another BioWare game again, but YOU DO NOT THREATEN SOMEONE’S LIFE OR THEIR FAMILY’S LIVES. EVER.


I raised a stink, consider the franchise over after DAA, and will not be purchasing another Dragon Age game or supporting the franchise through any other (official) purchases.

What I did not and WILL NOT do is tell someone I’m angry at that I will murder their children.

I just can’t even fathom that people would think this was an acceptable means of expressing their displeasure. I am so sorry, Jennifer, I may have hated your game but you’re still a person and I don’t hate you. And I’m sorry that there are so many assholes who can’t understand the difference.

(via majorbioticbutt)

Source: kalstedom