I think the time has come for me to just come out and say it.
I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION.
I love Origins. Awakening had its good parts. Then they had to come along and fuck each and every last thing up with 2 and that was it for me and the franchise.
Fuck it. My headcanon doesn’t have that in it. Well, it does have some of it (mages and Templars and my poor Warden getting screwed over with his torn loyalties and trying to uphold a policy of neutrality while the mages are all “you’re a mage and we helped the Wardens so you should help us”), but it’s also been there since before even DA2 came out and it’s done MY way. And you know what? I like that. I’m comfortable with it. I like where I took a lot of the characters way more.
I tried to care about the latest installment. But I can’t. Not after last time.
Oh my god I am suddenly having all the Alistair/Jowan feels whyyyyyyy~