Useless information and awkwardness, held together with repressed rage.

roboboners:

broral:

Morgan Freeman on helium!!

I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING!

But what I REALLY want to hear is Morgan Freeman on sulfur hexafluoride.

(via surly-cat)

Source: broral

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fuckyeahsexpositivity:

E.L. James knows as much about BDSM as she would have found in a five minute Google search, which is to say that she knows precisely jack shit.

50 Shades of Grey does not depict a realistic kinky relationship, nor does it depict a healthy relationship of either the kinky or vanilla variety.

It is a Twilight fanfic, and has all the elements of Edward and Bella’s abusive relationship with kink added for extra flavor. Just as Edward and Bella are not a healthy or realistic couple, neither are Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele.

Christian Grey is an abuser who manipulates a young woman with zero knowledge of BDSM into a relationship with him. He knows she is ignorant of what a healthy BDSM relationship looks like, and uses this to:

  • ignore and override her attempts at negotiation,
  • play without a safeword (since she doesn’t know that they exist),
  • create a false dichotomy of “either we’re kinky my way or we just don’t have sex at all,”
  • threaten and stalk her,
  • rape her,
  • prevent her from discussing her relationship with anyone other than him,
  • and control aspects of her personal life, including what car she drives, what medications she takes, and how she spends her free time.

This is not BDSM. This is not sexy. This is abuse.

Using 50 Shades as your basis for how a kinky relationship works (for critical or practical purposes) is like treating Titanic: The Legend Goes On as a historical documentary. Don’t do it.

—BB

(via abeardfullofbees)

Source: fuckyeahsexpositivity

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dek-says-so:

coraregina:

dek-says-so:

coraregina:

dek-says-so:

coraregina:

dek-says-so:

coraregina replied to your photo “So, I went a bit nuts when I picked up my sushi and sake today.  BUT…”

HOLY SHIT WHEREVER YOU GOT THAT WE ARE GOING THERE BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THE JAPANESE KITKAT FLAVORS OH MY HOLY FUCK *I WANT THEM ALL*

IT IS UWAJIMAYA AND I WILL DRAG YOUR BUTT THERE.  They don’t always have those Kit Kat flavors as they cycle things out but if they still have them come fall/winter (and cooler temps) I will happily send you some.  :3  I’m just afraid that if I send them now, they’ll melt.

*HAPPY SCREECH!*

I miss having a store that has the fun candies and things. D: I would legit MURDER for the banana ones. Also the green tea, and orange/brandy.

OH GOD I DON’T CARE IF THEY MELT I NEED THEM ALL INSIDE ME THIS IS MY UTERUS TALKING

I CAN GO BACK TOMORROW AND GET YOU SOME IF YOU WANT MELTY KIT KATS.  :D

OH MY GOD I WILL LOVE YOU EVEN MORE OF FOREVER THAN I ALREADY DO IF THAT MAKES SENSE!

Just… any and all flavors except for the kiwi ones if they have them because I hate those.

I WILL MAIL YOU PRESERVES AND THINGS.

*cackles*  Consider it done, darling!  I’ll go snag some more tomorrow.  I think they just had the two flavors but I’ll scour for more.  <3

Eeeee! :D

I am hoping to make blueberry-ginger jam, as well as strawberry-lemon marmalade and meyer lemon marmalade. Let me know what you are interested in. :3

FKASDJFL;AKSDJFLKASDJFKL!!!!!!!!!!!  OMG.  STRAWBERRY-LEMON SOUNDS GLORIOUS!!  :D  How many bags do you want?  One of whatever?  (‘cept for kiwi.  :D)

That would be ALL KINDS of fabulous and perfect! :D

Strawberry-lemon is on the schedule for tomorrow. I would do it tonight except I have to let the lemons soak and draw out the berry juice and stuff.

Source: dek-says-so

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dek-says-so:

coraregina:

dek-says-so:

coraregina:

dek-says-so:

coraregina replied to your photo “So, I went a bit nuts when I picked up my sushi and sake today.  BUT…”

HOLY SHIT WHEREVER YOU GOT THAT WE ARE GOING THERE BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THE JAPANESE KITKAT FLAVORS OH MY HOLY FUCK *I WANT THEM ALL*

IT IS UWAJIMAYA AND I WILL DRAG YOUR BUTT THERE.  They don’t always have those Kit Kat flavors as they cycle things out but if they still have them come fall/winter (and cooler temps) I will happily send you some.  :3  I’m just afraid that if I send them now, they’ll melt.

*HAPPY SCREECH!*

I miss having a store that has the fun candies and things. D: I would legit MURDER for the banana ones. Also the green tea, and orange/brandy.

OH GOD I DON’T CARE IF THEY MELT I NEED THEM ALL INSIDE ME THIS IS MY UTERUS TALKING

I CAN GO BACK TOMORROW AND GET YOU SOME IF YOU WANT MELTY KIT KATS.  :D

OH MY GOD I WILL LOVE YOU EVEN MORE OF FOREVER THAN I ALREADY DO IF THAT MAKES SENSE!

Just… any and all flavors except for the kiwi ones if they have them because I hate those.

I WILL MAIL YOU PRESERVES AND THINGS.

*cackles*  Consider it done, darling!  I’ll go snag some more tomorrow.  I think they just had the two flavors but I’ll scour for more.  <3

Eeeee! :D

I am hoping to make blueberry-ginger jam, as well as strawberry-lemon marmalade and meyer lemon marmalade. Let me know what you are interested in. :3

Source: dek-says-so

williamshatner:

Was at SD Comicon on Thurs doing a @tvland panel. One of my Twitter friends Phil Plait @BadAstronomer presented me with a 4 million yr old asteroid piece. I turned to Betty White (who was also on my panel) and asked if she remembered the rock from her childhood. :-)
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williamshatner:

Was at SD Comicon on Thurs doing a @tvland panel. One of my Twitter friends Phil Plait @BadAstronomer presented me with a 4 million yr old asteroid piece. I turned to Betty White (who was also on my panel) and asked if she remembered the rock from her childhood. :-)

View more William Shatner on WhoSay

(via dek-says-so)

Source: williamshatner

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dek-says-so:

coraregina:

dek-says-so:

coraregina replied to your photo “So, I went a bit nuts when I picked up my sushi and sake today.  BUT…”

HOLY SHIT WHEREVER YOU GOT THAT WE ARE GOING THERE BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THE JAPANESE KITKAT FLAVORS OH MY HOLY FUCK *I WANT THEM ALL*

IT IS UWAJIMAYA AND I WILL DRAG YOUR BUTT THERE.  They don’t always have those Kit Kat flavors as they cycle things out but if they still have them come fall/winter (and cooler temps) I will happily send you some.  :3  I’m just afraid that if I send them now, they’ll melt.

*HAPPY SCREECH!*

I miss having a store that has the fun candies and things. D: I would legit MURDER for the banana ones. Also the green tea, and orange/brandy.

OH GOD I DON’T CARE IF THEY MELT I NEED THEM ALL INSIDE ME THIS IS MY UTERUS TALKING

I CAN GO BACK TOMORROW AND GET YOU SOME IF YOU WANT MELTY KIT KATS.  :D

OH MY GOD I WILL LOVE YOU EVEN MORE OF FOREVER THAN I ALREADY DO IF THAT MAKES SENSE!

Just… any and all flavors except for the kiwi ones if they have them because I hate those.

I WILL MAIL YOU PRESERVES AND THINGS.

Source: dek-says-so

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dek-says-so:

coraregina replied to your photo “So, I went a bit nuts when I picked up my sushi and sake today.  BUT…”

HOLY SHIT WHEREVER YOU GOT THAT WE ARE GOING THERE BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THE JAPANESE KITKAT FLAVORS OH MY HOLY FUCK *I WANT THEM ALL*

IT IS UWAJIMAYA AND I WILL DRAG YOUR BUTT THERE.  They don’t always have those Kit Kat flavors as they cycle things out but if they still have them come fall/winter (and cooler temps) I will happily send you some.  :3  I’m just afraid that if I send them now, they’ll melt.

*HAPPY SCREECH!*

I miss having a store that has the fun candies and things. D: I would legit MURDER for the banana ones. Also the green tea, and orange/brandy.

OH GOD I DON’T CARE IF THEY MELT I NEED THEM ALL INSIDE ME THIS IS MY UTERUS TALKING

Source: dek-says-so

genprogress:

It’s been 5 years since the minimum wage was raised. #TBT #LiveTheWage

genprogress:

It’s been 5 years since the minimum wage was raised. #TBT #LiveTheWage

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

Source: genprogress

pepperandpals:

Conures all the everywhere

pepperandpals:

Conures all the everywhere

Source: pepperandpals

mediamattersforamerica:

Tell Time Warner not to sell to Rupert Murdoch.

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

Source: action.mediamatters.org